If you love oysters, this is for you. If you don’t love oysters, even better – I’m on a mission to make you a fan!
Here in the Bay Area we have some of the best oysters around. While it’s true that I love ’em all and I’ll eat pretty much any oyster put in front of me – it’s also true that these beautiful Tomales Bay oysters are at the top of my list.
Their crisp brininess is, indeed, comparable to those briny, creamy tiny little Puget Sound guys that I also love so much… but I live here, and I like my oysters fresh as they can come. I rarely eat oysters that aren’t local, and at Tomales Bay they’re more than just local – they’re growing in the water you’re sitting next to while eating them. In fact, they’re so fresh, you sometimes get a little hitchhiker on your bag of oysters…
You can chow down at a picnic table on the beach and then take a walk along the sand next to the beds. It’s pretty much the best thing ever. If you live in the Bay Area and haven’t been, go. If you have been, go again. And if you don’t live around here – get your butt over here and go. Take a look at what you’re missing out on:
Those picnic tables you see there to the right are where you eat your tasty treats, there on the left is where you buy them…
The oysters’ temporary home, before I eat all of them and my belly is their home….
Just for reference on how my pals and I can scarf up some oysters – between 4 of us, we ate 62 oysters. Its a lot, but we were pretty happy campers, even considering a few more before we came to our senses. Once they all settled, I was pretty oystered out for a little while. (The next day I was fortunate enough to follow it up with tomato steamed clams for dinner. Oops on the mollusk overload.)
The key to eating so many oysters is taking a break in the middle for a stroll along the beach, throwing sticks for the dog to catch, taking silly pictures and viewing the oyster beds. (Some people even buy their oysters and carry the bags to eat on the beach)…
The second key is to have the most banging supply of treats and goodies you can imagine. There’re picnic tables, it’s sunny, you’re on the water, and surrounded by happy oyster loving people. Bring a huge cooler, a car crammed full of your most favorite people and stay a while!
Plenty of wine (champagne strongly suggested), bangin’ cheeses of all kinds (I prefer hard with oysters), tomatoes, mango, avocado, shallots, apples, lemons, grapes, fresh french bread – there’s also some hummus, salad greens, canned white beans. And plenty more. It’s this spread that will lead to the greatest oyster feast of all time; the feast that had led to some of the surprising recipes and combinations I am about to offer you; recipes and combinations for those who love oysters and will do anything with them, as well as for those who don’t, who need a little ‘umph to enjoy this beautiful mollusk.
The more items you have in your tasty treat box (cooler), the more tasty adventures you can have, of course. We took pretty much everything on the table and tried it with the oysters – in the shell, in a salad, on bread – we did the best we could to do it all. Take a look at just a few of the attempts we made. Some were amazing, some were less than that…
Green apples on top, with the brine in. Amazing!
Cucumbers. Also good, but not as good as the apples. The two mixed together – ohhhh yeah.
Avocado – the smooth semi-sweet creaminess on top of the salty brininess: not bad. Mango – less than mediocre.
Sometimes, though, you just need a plate of plain old oysters. No funny business. (Well, maybe one…try out some tomato. It’s not too bad – tomato, hot sauce, lemon.)
But, of course, for those simple plates of oysters, you need some sauce.
You need lemon, you need hot sauce. Horseradish, cocktail sauce, mignonette are classics. But, of course, I always encourage experimenting with as many as you can gather, and all the combinations in between.
- Salt & Pepper
- Dash (or a big splash, depending on taste) of hot sauce (tabasco recommended)
- Mix together to taste!
- White wine or champagne (sparkling wine)
- Finely minced shallots
- Splash of acid: white or red wine vinegar, lemon or lime juice
- Salt and black pepper
- Mix together to taste and pour over oysters!
Don’t forget that arugula and can of cannellini beans we had…..
Simple and Delish Raw Oyster Salad for Two
- 2 fresh oysters, with brine from shell
- 1/2 avocado, cubed
- 1/2 can cannellini beans, plus 1/2 teaspoon or so of bean juice from the can
- teaspoon or so of white wine/champagne mignonette
- handful of arugula
- pinch of salt and black pepper
- Mix together and enjoy!